Er... You have a deep and profound mind...
Math stuff: Not even going to attempt disciphering that...
Cookies: I don't know. I wish I did. Mmmm... cookies.
Car thing: You know, I really wanna know the answer to that question.
Health: Cuz people think we need to learn that sort of stuff in a "class-room environment" in order for it to sink in. And because adults are stupid.
Spoon: Uh... a cave man, I expect.
American Eagle: Because people want it. If there is an increase in demand, there will be an increase in price.
Metal: That depends on the kind of metal...
Teacher: Jeez, she should have just taken the entire year off.
3-story building: Perhaps he's supernatural... or maybe just super lucky.
FanFiction: The search feature = glitchy.
Orange: No idea
Maroon 5: Cuz they're actually not that bad...
Twilight: ... It rocks. It just does. The End.
Micheal Jackson: WHA?!
Questions: 15, including this one.
Consoles: On this forum? Um... definately Laki and Pete.
Collarbone: You would be in PAIN. And they'd strap you into this weird contraption so that the bone could heal.
Gays/bis/lesbians: Because they're ignorant.
Stalker: Cuz he's a freakin psycho, that's why!
Cats: Because they don't. Just like I don't really like dogs that much.
Phone:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TelephonePom-pom: Quite possibly.
WHEW! That took FOREVER.