OMG! VAMPIRE BEAVER!!

Ok, this is so random, but I made a story about a vampire beaver. It has everything to do with Twilight, so if you haven't read Twilight this will make absolutely no sense:

Edward saw this beaver, and it smelled like Bella, so he bit it. But then he realized that it didn't taste very good, so he walked away in disgust, so the beaver became the vampire. The vampire beaver (who's name is Wilver) wanted to kill Bella, because everyone always wants to kill Bella. So Edward has to protect Bella against Wilver. But Wilver kills Edward, so Jacob has to protect her. But Edward comes back from the grave and kills Wilver, and Jacob gets really mad because HE wanted to protect Bella, so he attacks Edward, but Edward kills him, so they all live happily ever after. Well, except for Wilver and Jacob.

AND I MADE A SEQUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob and Wilver come back from the grave, and then Wilver falls in love with Edward, and so does Jacob, and Edward falls in love with Wilver and Jacob, so he ditches Bellla, and Bella is really mad at him. Wilver saw Bella, and she smelled like Edward, so he bit her but realized that she really doesn't taste very good, so he walked away in disgust, so Bella became a vampire, and she was really homocidal towards Edward. So she's trying to kill Edward, so Wilver had to protect him. Bella kills Wilver, so Jacob has to protect Edward, but Wilver comes back from the grave and kills Bella. Jacob gets really mad because he wanted to save Edward, so he attacks Wilver and kills him.... again. But then Edward falls out of love with Jacob, and he realizes that he still loves Bella, so he does suicide. Then Jacob is really sad, so he does suicide, too. Then Bella comes back to life and realizes that everyone is dead, so she does suicide. And then Edward comes back to life again, and he does suicide. And then Wilver and Bella come back to life at the same time, so they fall in love with each other. But then Edward and Jacob come back to life to see Bella and Wilver together, so they get sad and kill Bella and Wilver, and then they do suicide.
[Please note that the preceding story contained scenes of violence and should not have been read by young children]

THE END!!!

Aren't I a skilled author? AREN'T I??

Ok... Wilver?!?! That's freaking genius! Much better than a story that actually makes sense!!!

I know! I am so awesome. However, in the sequel Bella is the only one who is straight xD

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Its a very simple thing...Wilver can be gay because he LIKES MEN...DERR!

Eurgh. Gay, blood sucking beavers in a romance novel. What is the world of literature coming to? Then again, it's also a horror novel...

I know. Me and my friend have a new use for Wilver: We don't want to have to wait until December to see the movie, and we don't know how to download it illegally (petey was absolutely no help in that catagory ^^), so when they're done filming we'll just sick Wilver on Robert Pattinson to make him show us the movie. Skill.

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Erm... Thanks?

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Yeah, it probably would be xD No offense or anything.

X.x.ani.x.X wrote:

I know. Me and my friend have a new use for Wilver: We don't want to have to wait until December to see the movie, and we don't know how to download it illegally (petey was absolutely no help in that catagory ^^), so when they're done filming we'll just sick Wilver on Robert Pattinson to make him show us the movie. Skill.

Good idea. You might wanna get an army of Wilvers, though. R.P. has a fan club...

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Yeah. Then there's the problem of disposing of them... but what am I thinking? Wilvers are far too lovable to kill! By the way, how did you come up with the name?

Reason for not posting in this topic: I haven't read anything about that Twilight book so I didn't even read your story. Also thanks for the mentioning my name about me not being any help with the illegally downloading movies thing. I don't wanna be responsible for helping you find them.

Lol. You wouldn't like it anyway. Mario isn't in it. And it's a a romance/horror.

Lothere wrote:

Yeah. Then there's the problem of disposing of them... but what am I thinking? Wilvers are far too lovable to kill! By the way, how did you come up with the name?

Wilver rhymes with silver.

Lothere wrote:

Lol. You wouldn't like it anyway. Mario isn't in it. And it's a a romance/horror.

Just cause it doesn't have Mario doesn't mean I wouldn't like it. Though I'm not a big fan of romance stories.

Umm... It's not romance at all. It's about an evil vampire. Just horror. Definitely no romance.

Padel wrote:

Wilver rhymes with silver.

Er... So? What does silver have to do with anything?

Padel wrote:

Umm... It's not romance at all. It's about an evil vampire. Just horror. Definitely no romance.

You do know that I was talking about Twilight, don't you? Not your Wilver story.

Lothere wrote:

Padel wrote:

Wilver rhymes with silver.

Er... So? What does silver have to do with anything?

Padel wrote:

Umm... It's not romance at all. It's about an evil vampire. Just horror. Definitely no romance.

You do know that I was talking about Twilight, don't you? Not your Wilver story.

Weell, in english we were all arguing about if there's a word that rhymes with silver, and I was like "WILVER! Like, OMG! WILVER!!!!!!!!!" and then we got into a debate about whether Wilver is a real name, and then I was like "Duh. My cousin is named Wilver. He's really fat, and he's a loser. No offense to him, or anything." and then we decided to anme the beaver Wilver. What a touching story.
Yep. I know. I was just messing with all of your minds.

Lol! Poor Wilver. It's not his fault that he's fat and a loser...

Well, maybe if he stopped constantly eatign that damn chocolate..

Wel, since he's a boy, that's entirely possible. Girls are like 10x more likely to become addicted to chocolate.

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