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.-Surreal? ?
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|  Subject: Alas, spiritual enlightenment!  Thu May 15, 2008 9:28 pm | |
| Well, for the past few days I've been looking for the ultimate religion, and I've found it!
Drumroll, please!
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The ultimate religon is... Pastafarianism!! I have joined the Pastafarianism religion, and I now go to the church of the sacred Flying Spaghetti Monster. But we have problem... THERE'S ONLY ONE HYM (i did not spell that right) THAT WE CAN SING!!! "On Top of Spaghetti"
I am not even joking. Pastafarianism is real!! Just search on Wikipedia "Flying Spaghetti Monster"!! THERE'S ALSO A GRAPH THAT COMPARES THE NUMBER OF PIRATES TO GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Lothere
The Cheerful Mod
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Join date : 2008-02-13
Age : 29
Location : None of your beeswax, stalker!
| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Thu May 15, 2008 9:31 pm | |
| ... Okay. Whatever works for you. Congrats on your enlightenment! | |
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Feelute
Posts : 701
Join date : 2008-02-13
Location : In your attic eating your Doritos!
| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Thu May 15, 2008 9:53 pm | |
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I looked it up and...uh... it's real alright. | |
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Pete993
The Ultimate Mario Fanatic
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Join date : 2008-02-12
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Thu May 15, 2008 9:55 pm | |
| *cough* Uh... Well it's definitely real... But don't be thinking I'm gonna change my religion... Anyways enjoy yourself being a Pastafarianism. Do you plan on sticking with this or just until you have found something you like/agree with more? | |
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marshmello0o
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Thu May 15, 2008 11:09 pm | |
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.-Surreal? ?
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Fri May 16, 2008 12:27 am | |
| Yes. Of course I worship pasta.
ISN'T THAT SO COOL!?!?
I wanna start my own religion, too. It can be called Mango...ism?
I am so smart. | |
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Lothere
The Cheerful Mod
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Fri May 16, 2008 2:21 am | |
| Wow. I admire your bravery, stomping off into the big bad world and starting your own religion. | |
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marshmello0o
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Sat May 17, 2008 1:52 am | |
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Lothere
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Sat May 17, 2008 3:15 am | |
| Do you mean Catholic? Meh, it depends. | |
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.-Surreal? ?
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Sat May 17, 2008 12:09 pm | |
| - marshmello0o wrote:
- Being Chatholic is boring.
WOW!!! Theese people are crazy the giant spaghetti monster is really an octopus!!! No offense Padel. NUH-UH. STOP LYING! Jeez. | |
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marshmello0o
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Sat May 17, 2008 1:09 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Sat May 17, 2008 2:53 pm | |
| Noep. They're not the same. HA! xD | |
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marshmello0o
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Sat May 17, 2008 6:31 pm | |
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.-Surreal? ?
Posts : 320
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Sat May 17, 2008 10:46 pm | |
| No. One of them is made of spaghetti. The other is made of fish guts. | |
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Pete993
The Ultimate Mario Fanatic
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Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Sun May 18, 2008 3:35 am | |
| - marshmello0o wrote:
- Yes they are!!!!
Dude. Leave her alone. The worst thing you can possibly do to somebody on the internet is insult their religion. If she wants to believe in a flying spaghetti monster then she can. Oh and Padel now you have something in common with Luigi. Lol. | |
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.-Surreal? ?
Posts : 320
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Sun May 18, 2008 11:56 am | |
| YAY! I have something in common with a gay green guy! SWEET! | |
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Lothere
The Cheerful Mod
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Mon May 19, 2008 4:37 pm | |
| Is he, really? Cuz that would really tick me off. | |
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marshmello0o
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Tue May 20, 2008 8:29 pm | |
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.-Surreal? ?
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Thu May 22, 2008 7:55 pm | |
| Because it's spaghetti. Duh. | |
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marshmello0o
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| | Subject: Re: Alas, spiritual enlightenment! Thu May 22, 2008 11:23 pm | |
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