School stories

At my school there are alot of stories going aound. So, I've decided to make school sotries every week! The characters will not be named but will have their first initials as their names. And trust me. These stories are good. Here's my first story:

Alright well at my school in my grade there's like this big love soap opera going on with a boy and a girl. I do not know the whole story but this is what I know. (The boy in this story will be known as J and the girl that he's fighting with is S and the other girl is JS and the other boy will be known as L):

So... S sent L a note asking if he likes her. Not because she likes her just because she wanted to know. JS's side of the story I don't really know but it has someting to do with J being bad. J's side of the story is that he peeked at the note and told L and the rest I don't know. But the weird part is that at recess, S is running around trying to get away from J half in tears, and J is trying to tell her that he's not the liar, JS is. But S doesn't believe J because all of her friends say JS is right and J is lying. I've known J for about 2 years and he would never lie. And he's my crush so I trust him. But anyway... I really want to help him prove the girls he's right because I feel bad for both J and S. Especially S because she likes J but she doesn't know if he's lying or not. She doesn't know what to think. And she almost cryed! And then there's a huge mob of girls after J for no reason! Just because they think he's lying, which he isn't.

Well, that's this weeks story. And remember, all of these stories are true stories.

Wow, that's drama. Stuff like that never happened at my grade school. The most exciteing thing that ever happed was when two boys got into a fight. (I'll use the same techniqueas you did) S and J had a tiny disagreement and start shoving each other. S (who was my best guy-friend at the time) pushed J (my arch nemisis at the time) into the waste basket. Then J put S into a head lock (because J is very much into wrestleing), which is where the substitute intervened. Bad things always happen when the real teacher is gone.

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I am going to pretend I did not read that. That is seriously creepy and M needs professional help.

Lothere wrote:

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I am going to pretend I did not read that. That is seriously creepy and M needs professional help.

Nope. He needs to go to a very special room via a very special giant net because he is very special.

Special as in "special needs"?

Erm.... Kai...
Well, my school is so disfunctional. There are so many things going on...... I'll write them,, because I have too much spare time and I'm bored.
1: My friend C (guy) so obviously likes my friend AB (girl) (dude. they were holding hands in the IMAX) and he asked her out and she said no and now C is, like, suicidal.
2: This total spaz ST (girl) stole my friend SI's (girl) lock to her locker, and was going through SI's locker and took her journal. *Apparently* SI was swearing about this girl SA in her journal, and ST told everyone. So everyone in their class were totally harassing SI, and she went totally suicidal. The office got involved, and now SI is emo, and ST has been suspended from school for "Violation Of Personal Property" and has lost locker priveleges for the rest of the year.
3: My friend J (girl) was going out with my friend L (guy) for, like, a year, and then they broke up, and L still likes J, and J started going out with this guy named A (who is very ugly, if I say so myself) and told L, and now L is totally suicidal and he's emo.
4: I think my teacher smokes crack ^-^

So I'm guessing alot of people are emo or suicidal at your school, right?

Holy shittake mushrooms. If our parents could spend one day in the life of a junior high student, they'd all be home schooling us until college.

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And crazy.

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At my school sixth grade is still in elemantary. But that makes her crazier.

OMFG wow. The most I have to deal with is people annoying me... Time and time again... Over and over and over and over.... UNTIL I WANNA FREAKING STRANGLE THEM! But I never do... Although I come pretty close sometimes.

Why do people wanna annoy you?

Lothere wrote:

Why do people wanna annoy you?

I dunno. Ask them.

Feelute wrote:

So I'm guessing alot of people are emo or suicidal at your school, right?

Yep. A whole lot. I think that everyone at my school was emo/depressed at one time or another. Maybe it's because the teachers are absolute bull sh*t...?

Woww...my teachers threaten us...and this kid, J got beat up by this guy named R. But the weird thing is that J got suspended and R didn't!

Ok, that's outrageous. What the heck is wrong with the world today?

Everything. OMG! I just noticed! I can type without looking at the keyboard with just 2 fingers! Awesome!

I am typing without looking... whoo!
Anyways... so like, I haz story.
This one kid named Steven was following me around and saying "yo momma" after everything I said. For an entire day. And finally, I snapped. "STOP INSULTING MY MOTHER, CRETINO!" (Cretino is Italian for "stupid" or a foolish person.) And then he acted all offended, and was like, "Fine. My momma!" Yeah...

That's OK compared to MY school. This retarded boy named J eats his lunch out of the TRASH CAN. He buys lunch and then throws it out and eats a open bag of chips with a moldy cookie or something. My friend A (boy) is germophobic, so he threw up on J. Then J got barf on his shirt from A, and he vomited on A's head by accident (I hope...) Then some other kid vomited right in his pizza. Ew.

Another Story:

A kid named B wrote 'cheese nips' on the waaay left side of the board. I guess someone thought it was funny and they wrote 'cheese doodles' like 30 times. Some one else wrote 'chips' and so on. Pretty soon the who board was covered with stupid junk food writing and the people who did it all blamed it on B. Noone else blamed anyone else either. B went to the principal and got detention until 4:00. (school ends a 2:30)

I think MY stories are more interesting.

Ooooo, that's way worse than a suspension. And of course, everyone thinks that assorted barfings are worse than pretty much everyone in the school going emo and suicidal.

Well, let's not get in a flame war. We have different opinions.

Of course we do. But it's not like I'm flaming. I'm just pointing out that you have it rather lightly, compared to other people's problems.